Happy Wednesday morning, Columbus.
If you lie down, Bob will lick your scalp.
If you are a visitor, Bob will try to eat your coat.
If he's bored, Bob will chew newspapers and magazines into confetti.
If you let him, Bob will put his face way too close to the fire.
If he follows you into the bedroom, Bob will work very hard to prevent you from making the bed.
If you don't close the door to the litter box room, Bob will work just as hard to prevent you from cleaning them.
