We try to keep away, but Amazon.com Inc. CEO Jeff Bezos has a way of pulling us all back in.
We rounded up all the recent, pertinent news chunks about the acclaimed Internet dude that some may call "Lex Luthor, but with a book fetish," soon to be head of the Kalorama Citizens Association or perhaps most likely, "King of the moon."
And I promise to be your unbiased, nonpartisan guide on this Amazon-related journey.
Alexa, let's begin.
Current net worth: $145 billion
