Happy Friday morning, Columbus.
You know what we'll need before long? Scooter lanes.
Go ahead and chuckle. I'll wait.
OK, let's continue.
The other night, I saw a man in a dark gray suit and a woman in a long red dress riding scooters on the sidewalk along North High Street in Clintonville. (It doesn't really matter what the two were wearing, but good details really make a story, no?)
Anyhoo, these two well-dressed scooter enthusiasts were zipping along in front of the Wendy's restaurant, paying…
