Post the 12 days of Christmas,
My True Love showed to me,
A credit card balance that will take decades to pay off.
Rhymes were sacrificed in the name of reality: The carol has never been so costly.
Putting a partridge in a pear tree carries a $280 price tag, 25.8% more than last year because fertilizer’s gone up 28.4%. That’s especially foul because the fowl’s cost was unchanged.
Inflation across the nation boosted PNC’s annual Christmas Price Index by 10.5%, the third-biggest year-over-year…